Archive for September, 2005
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Pornstar Shocks Tourists
Saturday, September 24th, 2005BERLIN - Italian holidaymakers admiring the view from a fairground Ferris wheel at the Munich Oktoberfest got more than they bargained for when a pornstar suddenly began to fuck herself with a vibrator as they watched from their cabin, authorities reported.
Having settled down to enjoy a leisurely spin on the wheel at the famous beer [...]
Public Kissing Banned In India
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
NEW DELHI - An Israeli couple was fined 1,000 rupees after an Indian court found them guilty of obscenity for kissing during their marriage ceremony in a Hindu pilgrim town, newspapers reported Wednesday.
The couple had decided to have a traditional Hindu marriage while visiting Pushkar town earlier this month in the temple-studded desert state of Rajasthan, The Times of India reported.
But they infuriated the priest as they started to kiss and embrace while he was chanting vedic hymns.The priest, along with other Hindu holy men, complained to police, who filed charges against the couple.
The court in Pushkar gave its verdict Tuesday.
The Asian Age newspaper said Hindu priests were outraged.
"We will not tolerate any cultural pollution of this sort," Ladoo Ram Sharma, president of an organization of Hindu priests in Pushkar, was quoted as saying.
Pushkar has a famous temple dedicated to Brahma — the Hindu god of creation — and is popular with foreign tourists who come for its desert ambience, camel safaris and annual camel fair.
India has tough obscenity laws and kissing in public is frowned upon in the largely conservative country. Last October, local residents in the western state complained to authorities that a group of Israeli women had danced naked near Pushkar.
Must Be Good In Bed
Friday, September 23rd, 2005Husband wanted
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.The old woman said, "You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you….you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted.
"You don’t have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?"


